A Brief Bio of Becca Hawkins, a new MFA Student for the Second Class

29 Apr

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Becca Hawkins is a soon-to-be graduate of Hope College with a BA in Art Education. She grew up in in the middle of the Northern Michigan woods, but swears it made no impact on her social capabilities.

She enjoys writing linked short stories — with inspiration from Junot Diaz, Lorrie Moore, and Ernest Hemingway — and has dabbled in everything from ghazals to novels to editorials to illustrated storybooks.

In her recent Senior Art Exhibition, she illustrated anonymous responses to the Hemingway’s charge: “write the truest sentence that you know.” Out of the pieces, she created a digital book entitled, Two Truths.

She is most excited to never be snowed into her house nor use four wheel drive for the next three years.

A Brief Bio of TJ Heffers, a new MFA Student for the Second Class

24 Apr

TJ Heffers is a graduate of Susquehanna University, where he earned a BA in Creative Writing. He writes fiction, primarily novels, and has been doing so semi-seriously since high school. His work has appeared in the Red Rock Review, Catfish Creek, and the North Central Review, and was the editor of the on-campus literary magazine Variance. He prefers an air of mystery about himself.Image

A Brief Bio of Audrey Carroll, a new MFA Student for the Second Class

18 Apr

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Audrey T. Carroll is a graduate of Susquehanna University’s Creative Writing program. She grew up in Queens, New York, which explains why she is a Mets fan. Though she dabbled in every writing form, her passion lies with novels. When she is not cranking one out or driving herself into madness with editing, she enjoys reading, baking, needlepointing, and creating videos about video games. Her stories have previously appeared in The Red Fez Review, The Legendary, The Blue Route, and others. Some of her biggest writing influences include Truman Capote, Flannery O’Connor, Margaret Atwood, Kristin Cashore, Gail Carson Levine, and Stephen King. She is still trying to get over the fact that she was able to have Billy Collins sign her copy of his book, see The Colbert Report filmed live, and watch Bill Clinton give a speech all within a matter of months.

A Brief Bio of Doug Luman, a new MFA Student for the Second Class

17 Apr

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Doug Luman is from Peoria, Illinois, the land of large yellow tractors. Doug Luman writes because he says he cannot draw. In the event he were to attempt a large visual arts project such as  drawing or painting a life-sized model of a giraffe he would hire the famous street artist Banksy to do it with paint tinted by pigment squeezed directly from Michgan blueberries.

 Doug is a prolific writer. Look for some of his work short in uCity Review, Epigraph Magazine, and UCA’s own Toad Suck Review. He is currently working on a manuscript about natural disasters titled “The Good Book of Clackamas County.” He has two books out on Amazon – a chapbook entitled “A Place of Their Own” and a full-length poetry manuscript, _Confederacy of Corpses_, both published via his tiny publishing shanty, Brave Conspirators. When not being preoccupied with writing about unfortunate historical events or personal ads for movie monsters, he produces remixes of pop tunes under the name Lucki Loux, watches hockey (go Blues!) and practices his trademarked hip-hop hipsterism. His favorite authors include Brian Barker, Allison Funk, Oliver de la Paz, Philip K. Dick, Bertoldt Brecht, Hunter S. Thompson and Jesse Bullington.

Adventures at AWP

9 Apr

For the uninitiated, AWP is the Association of Writers and Writing Programs. They hold an annual conference and this year it occurred in historic Boston, MA. This year, four brave souls of varying and considerably questionable sanity decided to embark on the adventure of not only attending the famous AWP conference, but to drive from the University of Central Arkansas to Boston, MA.

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Pictured Above: the fearless four being their journey.

These brave souls from UCA’s inaugural MFA class comprised of teams of two Lynne Landis and Jobe Jobe in car A and Scotty Lewis and John Mitchel bringing up the rear. They braved a three thousand mile round trip that lead them into the heart of New England, an area of the country that clearly did not get the memo that it should be reasonably warm in March.

After two hard days of driving and enough coffee to drown a sleuth of midsized grizzly bears, the fearless group settled in their accommodations in South Lee, MA a full two hour drive from the conference. It became apparent at this point that MFA students clearly need a course in geography, but the trip proved to be incredibly beneficial and a great adventure.

At the conference the tired, but unstoppable Scotty continually worked the Toad Suck Review’s booth to promote the literary phenomenon and UCA’s groundbreaking MFA. He was frequently relieved by John, Jobe, and Lynne, but the call of the book fair held him entranced as if it was the song of an ancient siren or a shiny object. Using his mad salesmanship Scotty single handedly sold a great number of Toad Suck Reviews while promoting UCA’s MFA and garnering the attentions of the masses. He fearlessly held the fort down while Jobe Jobe and John took a much needed break for being tattooed among other times the other grad students wandered off to assorted lectures and panels.

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Pictured: John takes a much needed break and lives his life dream of getting a tattoo from a pregnant lady at the Boston Tattoo Company.

Throughout the conference all of the MFA students were able to meet with other writers and publishers. Business cards were exchanged and sales pitches were offered. AWP proved to be an excellent place to network and gather information from presses and upcoming manuscript contests. Students were able to procure a myriad of fine literary journals and books from small presses. It was a literature nerds dream.

On the second day of the conference, tragedy struck. Due to the two hour drive back to South Lee and the merciless snow of Massachusetts, the fearless four found themselves snowed in their hotel. After braving a harrowing drive through the blinding storm to return to their room the four used the day to drop into their native elements. Scotty and Lynne wrote poems about the harsh weather and the beauty of the landscape. Jobe Jobe continued to work on her memoir and add levels of polish to its striking narrative. John engaged in the sport of kings by not getting out of bed until 2 p.m. and promptly drinking a beer. The four then cooked a most excellent dinner and enjoyed their rest and camaraderie.

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Above: The above occurred over night. This kept the poor grad students locked down for a day.

The last day of the conference found the refreshed, rested, and ready grad students hitting the conference hard. They were able to network with more people than ever imaginable. They hit the conference hard garnering all the information they possibly could and gaining contacts for publishers of their upcoming work. In the last day the four chipped in to aid the Toad Suck Review booth as much as they could. The results were staggering sales and numerous new interested candidates in both publishing and the MFA program.

The long drive home was fairly uneventful except for that part where Jobe Jobe and Lynne got lost by the Canadian border, but they asked this writer not to mention it. When asked all four MFA students swore they would fly to the next AWP conference.

 

MFA Success Story: Louie Land plays on an album

30 Jan

Editors note: What follows is a guest post by the infamous musician, fictioneer, and budding poet Louie “the Kid” Land.

 

I’d played with Tom “Bad” Bailey, one of my professors at Susquehanna University and now a good friend, and his son Sam, for about a year and a half. We’d never gigged together, but I went up to their house often, sometimes a few times a week, and we played for hours in their music room, “Studio B”. Tom and Sam wrote country-style songs that took influence from the Allman Brothers, the Band, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash and Bruce Springsteen. I came from blues music, primarily, and my heroes were players like Freddie King, BB King, Eric Clapton and Joe Bonamassa. When we jammed, we’d play the first verse and chorus of the song (which is usually all we would have lyrically) and then we’d keep playing through the song over and over again while I took an extended guitar solo. Truth be told, we weren’t very good, but we had a hell of a good time. We drank shitty beer and made worse jokes. (One time Sam said, “One day I’m gonna release an album called The Long Haul” and when I asked why he said, “‘Cause life is the long haul.” Tom shook his head and said, “Gawd, that’s deep.”) We scribbled our names in permanent marker on the wall (next to a sign Tom had drawn that said “THE WALL”). We’d have other players up all of the time and joked with them, “One day, maybe you too will be good enough to be on THE WALL.” There wasn’t any pressure to be serious musicians, though once in awhile after we played a tune we’d look at each other and say, “You know, that one could turn into something.”

Then Tom called me up this October, while I was away at graduate school, and said, “Sam’s getting serious about the music. He’s been writing his own songs since you left and we’re going to record them over the winter break when everyone is back.” After I returned to Pennsylvania, I spent several days over at Studio B. Tom had wrangled up a computer with recording software and some decent microphones and we planned to have everyone come up on a weekend to record. Tom wrote in an email, “We’ll be sure to get a pallet of the coveted BUSCH LIGHT!”

We’d never actually planned to sell the songs and make it rich. Really, I think the project was meant more to help Sam get some of his songs out there into the world. The album wasn’t the type of thing we’d try to get stocked on music store shelves, though we would sell the tunes, but I think we were more interested in seeing, once they songs were recorded, if we could sell the songs themselves to an artist, or maybe use them as demos. We billed ourselves, in the vein of Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, as Sam Bailey and Go Down, Moses. Tom sat in as our producer. We recorded five tunes that right now are still being mixed but should soon hit iTunes: “Time,” “Run My Way,” “Hold On,” “Day After Day,” and “Don’t Cry, Little Bird.”

I spent a few days with Sam and Tom recording guitar and drum tracks. Sam and I switched off on the rhythm duties. I took the lead guitar parts and he played drums. We wanted a foundation before the rest of the band showed up. When the weekend came, we had the bones ready for the rest of the band to fill in.

Because it wasn’t my record and they weren’t my songs, it was pretty easy for me (and the rest of the band) to stand back and offer helpful suggestions as we went about recording. Sam had his own idea of what he wanted and sometimes he would say “No, that doesn’t work,” but since it wasn’t our record, we were ok with the fact that it didn’t work. There weren’t any hard feelings. All of us were just there to help.

We stumbled into lots of happy accidents. We tried adding backing vocals on the choruses of “Time.” As we hit each successive chorus we layered on another vocal part, so by the end we had four voices singing harmonies. When you’re recording, everything else is quiet. You’re wearing headphones and singing into a microphone and so you can hear everything but the rest of the band, standing there watching and drinking beer, can only hear you. As we put down each vocal part, we all got pretty nervous and said, “I don’t think this was a good idea.” By the time we listened to the track we were ready to cut the vocal harmonies all together. Then we heard the playback and we all kind of looked at each other and said, “Hell, that actually sounds pretty good.” We tried the formula again for “Day After Day,” though, and in that case we sounded like a bunch of drunks singing along to the song in a shitty bar, which is not the sound Sam was looking for. (We didn’t ever get a pallet as Tom promised but we did run out of beer by 2pm). Another happy accident came from playing a xylophone by running violin bows up and down the keys instead of hitting them with the mallets. We stumbled into a swelling, bell-like sound that’s pretty cool.

All in all, recording five tunes took probably a week, though in individual sessions scattered throughout the month. I spent maybe two or three days out at Studio B helping to put down the foundations of the songs and then we spent the weekend filling it in. Since this was the first time most of us heard the songs, we needed multiple takes. That was also partly because we would play through the song and it would sound good enough, but we all knew we could do better, so we played it again. (The exception was our bassist, Chris “Che A”, who learned the songs that morning and recorded the majority of his parts in one take. To be fair, though, Chris was supposed to write a rap section for “Day After Day” which he didn’t compose until he arrived at Studio B that morning.)

Not everything was sunshine and roses. It probably took me a dozen tries to record my guitar solo. The first take, Sam said, “That was pretty good, that’s mostly what I want.” Getting the other 20% or 15% of the solo the way he wanted it, though, was tough. I’d play a take and we’d decide I shouldn’t go so far up the neck at the end, or that I should stay in a certain pattern of licks for a longer period of time. We did a lot of fine tuning with the tone coming from the amplifier and a lot of close listening and deciding, “that specific phrase, right there, play that but here.” That phrase might have only been two seconds in a solo that lasted thirty. I was proud of myself, though, because I could play mostly the same thing over and over again and offer up variations for them to listen to.

I can’t explain just how fun the session was. Since Tom wasn’t playing any instruments, he was capturing the more exciting bits on a video camera, but most of the clips begin with Tom saying, “Wait! Ok, now say that again!” Or, when we played “Don’t Cry, Little Bird,” the jazziest of our songs, Chris said seriously, “this song sounds like the Doors!” (The song sounds nothing like the Doors in any way.) When we made fun of him later, saying, “Great take, guys, we sound just like the Doors!” Chris would say, “Not yet, but we will!”

The tunes should be mixed in the next couple of weeks. Keep your eyes peeled.

Arkatext Literary Festival! See the schedule below!

25 Jan

SCHEDULE FOR ARKATEXT, Feb 11-15, 2013
Arkatext Student Reading, Mon., Feb 11, 1:00-3:00 p.m., Grand Foyer, Thompson Hall, UCA, Conway
Undergraduate Writing students at UCA will read and perform original works of prose, poetry, and hybrid works. Names to be announced at a later date. This event is free and open to the public and appropriate for all ages. For more information see http://www.uca.edu/writing/arkatext-festival or contact Louie Land at LLAND1@CUB.UCA.EDU or (570) 847-2158.
Arkatext Faculty Reading, Tues., Feb 12, 1:40-3:00 p.m., Grand Foyer, Thompson Hall, UCA, Conway
Writing Department faculty members (Stephanie Vanderslice, Terry Wright, Greg Graham) will read and perform original works. This event is free and open to the public and appropriate for all ages. For more information see http://www.uca.edu/writing/arkatext-festival or contact Mark Spitzer at mspitzer@uca.edu or (501) 450-3339.

H.K. Stewart: Arkatext Craft Talk, Weds., Feb 13, 11:00-11:50 a.m., Thompson Hall 331, UCA, Conway
Poet H.K. Stewart, founder and historic host of the Little Rock Poetry Slam, will talk about the craft of writing and performing poetry. This event is free and open to the public and appropriate for all ages. For more information see http://www.uca.edu/writing/arkatext-festival or contact Terry Wright at terryw@uca.edu or (501) 450-5108.

H.K. Stewart: Arkatext Reading, Weds., Feb 13, 2:00-2:50 p.m., Grand Foyer, Thompson Hall, UCA, Conway
Poet H.K. Stewart, founder and historic host of the Little Rock Poetry Slam, will perform original works of poetry. This event is free and open to the public and appropriate for all ages. For more information see http://www.uca.edu/writing/arkatext-festival or contact Terry Wright at terryw@uca.edu or (501) 450-5108.

Phillip McMath: Arkatext Craft Talk, Thurs., Feb 14, 11:00-11:50 a.m.,Thompson Hall 331, UCA, Conway
Fiction writer, attorney and Vietnam veteran Phillip McMath will discuss the crafting of historical fiction. This event is free and open to the public and appropriate for all ages. For more information see http://www.uca.edu/writing/arkatext-festival or contact Garry Craig Powell at gpowell@uca.edu or (501) 450-5110.
Phillip McMath: Arkatext Reading, Thurs., Feb 14, 1:40-3:00 p.m., Grand Foyer, Thompson Hall, UCA, Conway
Fiction writer, attorney and Vietnam veteran Phillip McMath will read historical fiction. This event is free and open to the public and appropriate for all ages. For more information see http://www.uca.edu/writing/arkatext-festival or contact Garry Craig Powell at gpowell@uca.edu or (501) 450-5110.
Bryan Borland: Arkatext Craft Talk, Fri., Feb 15, 1:00-1:50 p.m., Thompson Hall 331, UCA, Conway
Bryan Borland, Editor in Chief of the literary journal Assaracus and founder of Sibling Rivalry Press will talk about the dynamics involved in putting together an award-winning publication. This event is free and open to the public and appropriate for all ages. For more information see http://www.uca.edu/writing/arkatext-festival or contact Mark Spitzer at mspitzer@uca.edu or (501) 450-3339.

Third Annual Toad Suck Review Launchapalooza, Fri., Feb 15, Michelangelo’s Rooftop, Downtown Conway
At 7:00 p.m. the Editorial Staff of the award-winning Toad Suck Review (Jobe, John Mitchel, Scotty Lewis, Lynne Landis, Stacey Jones, Louie Land, Julia Lee McGill, Chris Hancock) will read from original works and wow the land.
At 8:30 p.m., contributors to the hot-off-the-press 3D issue of the Toad Suck Review will read from original works. Authors include Jay Levon, Chris Shipman, Dennis Humphrey, Tyrone Jaeger and Sandy Longhorn. Live music by Louie the Kid will be performed after readings. There will be a cash bar. Copies of Toad Suck Review 3D, contributor publications and merch will be available for purchase. This event is free and open to the public and may not be appropriate for all ages. For more information contact Editor in Chief Mark Spitzer at toadsuckreview@gmail.com or (501) 450-3339.

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